The BMTG - Join for the grooming tips and stay for the highly valuable therapeutic benefits.

BMTG membership is exclusive and currently stands in excess of 14,200 members nation-wide. Non-BMTG members are allowed to participate in sporting events, road trips, and festivals by invitation only.

The BMTG Big Four is:

The Diesel
President, Founder, BMTG Senior Goodwill Ambassador

 

White Russian
Intangibles, Senior Statistician

 

Sandman
Sexologist, BMTG Impressionist, Over the Counter Medicine Man

 

Brother Nature
Audio / Video Specialist, Self-Appointed Cookie Supplier

 

The BMTG Big Four Answers the famous "Ten Questions"
What do you think? The Big Four's thoughts on a variety of topics
Preferences of the Big Four


Other Prominent Members in the BMTG Hierarchy:

Albuquerque Tom
Head of the BMTG Colorado Chapter, Steven Seagal / Jim Belushi Expert,
Chairman of the future BMTG Righteousness & Goodness Department

Little Jerry
Official BMTG Mascot, Associate Goodwill Ambassador

 

Cousin Carl

 

Steamboy
Junior Associate / Youth Ambassador / Junior Goodwill Ambassador
When undercover as a Frenchboy, he is known as "Steamy Au Jus"

Tin Man, aka Probie
Head of the Prohibition Division

 


Honorary Lifetime Members
Ira Bohannen
Robert Paulson
Tyler Durden


Contact Us:

The BMTG can be reached at bmtg@usesoap.com.

Due to overwhelming demand, the BMTG is providing an opportunity for the public to e-mail members of the BMTG Corporate Leadership. The BMTG members who have agreed to participate have agreed to answer all e-mails within 60 days of submission, not counting Ukrainian, Swedish, Italian, and Irish holidays, nor weekends. A response may consist of a logical, multi-paragraphed, spell-checked reply, or, as in most cases, it will consist of random text, which may include numbers, universally unrecognized words, and unrelated internet links. The BMTG encourages YOU to participate by sending us an e-mail with your thoughts, questions, and concerns. Photograph submissions are always welcome. We look forward to reading your e-mails and learning how the BMTG can better serve your needs.

White Russian

The Diesel

Sandman

Brother Nature

Albuquerque Tom

BMTG