White
Russian
BMTG Intangibles
formerly
known as Ahchie (also Archie)
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Did You Know?
- White Russian's chest is impressively hairy and he uses it to scare little kids at the beach.
- Proud of his Ukrainian heritage, Whitey always eats calf hearts on Ukrainian harvest day.
- White Russian is the B-Nut League champion three years running and is also secretly known and despised as one of the members of the Senior Council.
Breaker! Breaker!
Children of the Living Dead
Death Wish I through
V - A Study of the Super Hero Characteristics of Kersey's Vigilante
Don't Open Till Christmas
Fight Club
Jack-o
Lady Cocoa
Scream of the Wolf
Snowbeast
TNT Jackson
Unholy Rollers
White Zombie
Wizard of Oz / Dark Side of the Moon
Medal of Honor Series - Frontline, Rising Sun, European Assault
Rainforest Cafe - Anaheim
Blondie's Pizza - San Francisco
Gaspare's Pizza House & Italian Restaurant
- San Francisco
Articles by White Russian:
January 4, 2007: NFL Week 17
Commentary
December 27, 2006: NFL Week
16 Commentary
December 20, 2006: NFL Week
15 Commentary
December 13, 2006: NFL Week
14 Commentary
December 6, 2006: NFL Week
13 Commentary
November 29, 2006: NFL Week
12 Commentary
November 21, 2006: NFL Week
11 Commentary
November 15, 2006: NFL Week
10 Commentary
November 9, 2006: NFL Week 9
Commentary
November 3, 2006: NFL Week 8
Commentary
October 25, 2006: NFL Week 7 Commentary
October 18, 2006: NFL Week 6 Commentary
October 10, 2006: NFL Week 5
Commentary
October 4, 2006: NFL Week 4
Commentary
September 27, 2006: NFL Week
3 Commentary
September 20, 2006: NFL Week
2 Commentary
September 13, 2006: NFL Week
1 Commentary
August 1, 2006: Another Fake Record
June 20, 2006: Ivory-Billed Madness
June 15, 2006: Why I'm Glad I Don't
Live in Boston and Other Thoughts
May 31, 2006: A World Without Birds
March 29, 2006: Discovering the Latest
Deception
March 21, 2006: A Thank You Letter
From Iraq
February 16, 2006: A White
Russian Commentary
February 1, 2006: The Anti-Damon
January 5, 2006: NFL Commentary, Week
17
December 28, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week
16
December 21, 2005: NFL Commentary,
Week 15
December 14, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week
14
December 7, 2005: NFL Commentary,
Week 13
November 30, 2005: NFL Commentary,
Week 12
November 23, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week
11
November 16, 2005: NFL Commentary,
Week 10
November 9, 2005: NFL Commentary,
Week 9
November 2, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week
8
October 26, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week
7
October 19, 2005: NFL Commentary,
Week 6
October 12, 2005: NFL Commentary,
Week 5
October 5, 2005: NFL Commentary,
Week 4
September 28, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week
3
September 21, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week
2
September 14, 2005: NFL Commentary,
Week 1
August 9, 2005: Are You a Dominican
or a Dominican't?
July 15, 2005: More of the Shame...that is...Same
July 14, 2005: Is the Dominican
Team Doomed?
June 30, 2005: Gary Sheffield's Big Mouth
June 24, 2005: KHTK At It Again
May 27, 2005: Slogan Overkill
May 4, 2005: NBA Covers Up by Lashing Out
April 22, 2005: Sheffield Plays the Victim
April 5, 2005: Never Satisfied
March 30, 2005: Another Useless
Survey
March 9, 2005: Rebellion or Rage?
March 4, 2005: News You Can't Trust
March 1, 2005: Reefer Madness Not So
Mad
February 24, 2005: Thoughts of Dead
Horses Stir Familiar Cry
February 22, 2005: Yankee Fans Embrace
the Disgraced
February 18, 2005: Non Newsworthy News
February 16, 2005: Flu Shots &
Manipulative Reporting
February 13, 2005: NBA Pseudo Injury
Solution
February 11, 2005: Misplaced
Anguish
February 2, 2005: BMTG Conducts Audio
Taste Test
January 10, 2005: NFL Week 17 / Wild Card
Commentary and Analysis
December 29, 2004: NFL Week 16 Commentary
and Analysis
December 21, 2004: NFL Week 15 Commentary
and Analysis
December 14, 2004: NFL Week 14 Commentary
and Analysis
December 8, 2004: Bathroom Etiquette Hits
All Time Low
December 7, 2004: NFL Week 13 Commentary
and Analysis
November 29, 2004: NFL Week 12 Commentary
and Analysis
November 22, 2004: NFL Week 11 Commentary
and Analysis
November 16, 2004: NFL Week 10 Commentary
and Analysis
November 8, 2004: NFL Week 9 Commentary and
Analysis
November 2, 2004: NFL Week 8 Commentary and
Analysis
October 25, 2004: NFL Week 7 Commentary and
Analysis
October 20, 2004: An Argument Against Indian
Gaming
October 19, 2004: NFL Week 6 Commentary and
Analysis
October 11, 2004: NFL Week 5 Commentary and
Analysis
October 4, 2004: NFL Week 4 Commentary and
Analysis
September 28, 2004: Home Run Ball Solution
September 27, 2004: NFL Week 3 Commentary
and Analysis
September 20, 2004: NFL Week 2 Commentary
and Analysis
September 14, 2004: A's Fans Need to "Cool
It Down"
September 13, 2004: NFL Week 1 Commentary
and Analysis
August 24, 2004: Olympic Basketball Fraud
August 23, 2004: State Fair "Cool
It Down" Doomed to Fail
July 15, 2004: MLB All-Star Mockery Revisited
Again
White Russian's Take:
October 2, 2007:
A Comment About Time Outs
April 24, 2007: Three Years Later, He's Still
Dead
April 7, 2007: History of the
Baker's Dozen
July 19, 2006: The Truth? He's Still
Dead
July 12, 2006: All Star 2006 - Give
Manny a Break
March 1, 2006: The Bryant Gumbel Olympic
Forum
December 14, 2004: Pedro's
Greed
October 5, 2004: Landmarks Versus Multiplexes
September 7, 2004: Evil Empire Shows
True Colors
August 3, 2004: Where Were You When They
Sent Nomar Away?
July 8, 2003: History Lesson from Dusty
Baker
July 9, 2002: MLB All-Star Mockery
January 8, 2002: Strahan's Tainted Record
