The
Diesel
President, Founder,
BMTG Ambassador
a.k.a.
The DieSeL, Diesel, DSL, Mother Goose
formerly known as Masten
movie reviews | foodery reviews | news
Did You Know?
- The Diesel has a tendency to say things that can be easily misinterpreted to have gay connotations.
- The Diesel was voted dirtiest player in Street Heat three years in a row, yet remained a fan favorite.
- The Diesel is a critically acclaimed published movie reviewer and feels that Southern Rock is just crap (Black Water by the Doobie Brothers, for example)
- As the most often injured member of the BMTG, there is a 37% chance that The Diesel will be seriously injured at any BMTG sanctioned event.
- Like most Swedes, The Diesel loves a thick slice of Swiss cheese.
28 Days Later
Alligator People, The
Amazing Transparent Man, The
Black Mama, White Mama
Choppers, The
Chrome and Hot Leather
Deadly Eyes
Death Wish I through V (1974
to 1994)
Diesel's Eye Surgery, The
Gorilla at Large
Human Tornado, The
In the Year 2889
Invasion of the Bee Girls
Island of Dr. Moreau, The
Jamaica: ER
Karachi Kops: Gang of Four
Last Dinosaur, The
Legacy of Blood
Man in the Brown Suit, The
Minnesota vs. Lakers Playoff Game
#3, Final Quarter and Overtime
Mister Scarface
Orloff Against the Invisible Man
Psychomania
R.O.T.O.R.
Severed Arm, The
Spiders
White Shadow (Coolidge Wants to
go Pro)
Town and Country Terrace Cafe - San Diego
Articles by The Diesel:
July 19, 2006: The Truth? He's Still
Dead
January 19, 2006: Little Jerry's
Mississippi Adventures
December 18, 2005: Anthony Michael
Hall
April 12, 2005: Selig's Tarnished
Legacy
January 29, 2005: Eulogy by The
Diesel for Cousin Carl
January 27, 2005: The Diesel's World - Exit
Polls
January 25, 2005: ...His
Name is Carl Cox
January 19, 2005: History Lesson - Abraham Lincoln
December 15, 2004: Hate Crimes
November 18, 2004: Investigative Shows
Banned
July 14, 2004: Smart Animals
July 4, 2004: Global Warming Solution
May 27, 2004: Angry Woman Gets Dieseled
The Diesel's Take:
April 24, 2007: Three Years Later,
He's Still Dead
July 12, 2006: All Star 2006 - Give
Manny a Break
March 1, 2006: The Bryant Gumbel Olympic
Forum
July 14, 2005: On Sheffield's
Latest
March 4, 2005: News You Can't Trust
December 14, 2004: Pedro's Greed
September 28, 2004: Homerun Ball Solution
September 7, 2004: Evil Empire Shows
True Colors
August 3, 2004: Where Were You When They Sent
Nomar Away?
October 27, 2003: Grady Little FIRED
July 17, 2003: Minoso's Tainted Record
July 8, 2003: History Lesson from Dusty Baker
July 9, 2002: MLB All-Star Mockery
January 8, 2002: Strahan's Tainted Record
