Saturday, July 20, 2002
San Francisco Giants at Los Angeles Dodgers
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Seattle Mariners at Anaheim Angels
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Quotes:
"Kinda lame if you have to bunt your way on."
Congo, after Dave Roberts of L.A. hit a leadoff bunt
for a single
"They don't sell malts up there."
Congo, after looking at a grand total of 2 concession
stands
"The concession guy is a 45 year old man and a moron."
Congo, after buying an all-beef hot dog
"I say let's jet on up to the front and join the bottleneck at the tip
of the bottle."
Archie, on how to get out of busy parking lots
"I've had a grumpsicle brewin' all day, but she's a bashful one."
Rainman
Celebrity Sightings:
Elton John, on I-5, drinking an ice dildo while wearing rose colored sunglasses.
Dick Van Dyke, at Angels game
Look-Alikes:
Cousin Carl - Edgar Martinez
Archie - John Olerud
Questions:
1. Who's batting for you (Dodgers game)?
| Masten | J.T. Snow |
| Congo | Shinjo (switched to Shinjo after attempting to choose Jeff Kent, who had already hit a home run) |
| Rainman | Torrealba (wanted Santiago, but he didn't play) |
| Archie | Shawn Green |
| Masten wins tie between Snow and Shinjo. Tiebreaker was correctly picking attendance. | |
2. Who's batting for you (Angels game)?
| Masten | Erstad (2 for 5, run) |
| Congo | Glaus (1 for 3, walk, home run, 3 rbi, run) |
| Rainman | Spezio (1 for 4, home run, rbi, run) |
| Archie | Anderson (2 for 4, 2 rbi) |
| Archie would have had tiebreaker by winning dirt bike race on diamond vision (red bike won) | |
3. What would you do in baseball at the end of the season (in particular address the contraction issue)?
| Masten | Contract Montreal, Houston, Florida, Tampa Bay. Move Toronto to Washington D.C. |
| Congo | Contract Montreal, Tampa Bay. Move St. Louis Rams to Los Angeles |
| Rainman | Contract Florida, Tampa Bay. Ban domes. |
| Archie | Contract Florida, Tampa Bay, Montreal, Colorado, Arizona. Move Los Angeles Clippers to San Diego. Ban artificial turf. |
4. If you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
| Masten | I'd lick myself and soft gnaw until I got some juice. |
| Congo | No, I would not, but I were a tofu-dog...sure, with some mustard and pickles. |
| Rainman | No, not gonna be a big homo. I'd like to die an honorable death like
a homosexual.* *The accurate quote is "I'd like to die an honorable death, NOT like a homosexual." |
| Archie | Yes, I'd start with the extremities first until the hunger subsided.
If you're gonna die, you might as well die with a hot dog in your mouth.** **The accurate quote is "If you're gonna die, you might as well die with a hot dog in your BELLY." |
5. Should Russian parents, who allow their daughters to become mail order brides who are then killed by the new husbands, be allowed to stay in the United States?
| Masten | No, 30 days then out. |
| Congo | No, just for the funeral, then leave and take the body with them. |
| Rainman | Give them a full meal ticket and let them stay. |
| Archie | No, just for the funeral then out. |
6. Legalize drugs?
| Masten | No |
| Congo | Yes |
| Rainman | No |
| Archie | No |
7. Dole out clean needles?
| Masten | No |
| Congo | No |
| Rainman | Yes |
| Archie | No |
8. What is your uniform number?
| Masten | 19 |
| Congo | 25 |
| Rainman | 13 |
| Archie | 14 |
Decided for future games:
Diamond vision racing will be used as the tiebreaker at sporting events.
Songs requested for next BMTG Road Trip CD:
Rainman
Motley Crue - Dr. Feelgood
Great White - On Your Knees
ELO - Strange Magic
Masten
X - Sex
Van Halen - Unchained
Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast
Krokus - Smelly Nelly
Grand Funk Railroad - We're an American Band
Archie
Aerosmith - Back in the Saddle
Congo
Accept - Balls to the Wall
Starlight Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight
Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now
AC/DC - Big Balls