| Friday, November 19, 2002 Criminal mastermind Donny/49er #1 (Morris Chestnut) has set in motion a plan to infiltrate a high tech prison in order to persuade a death row inmate to reveal the whereabouts of $200 million worth of gold. Undercover FBI agent Sascha (Steven Seagal) must stop him before it’s too late. Starring: |
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Reviews:
"Seagal essentially takes up room."
Variety
"No,
the title Half Past Dead doesn't refer to Steven Seagal's career, but judging
by his latest DOA shoot-'em-up, it may as well. ... At this point, the bloated
action figure couldn't restore his street cred if he joined the Wu-Tang Clan.
When Seagal's undercover FBI agent Sascha Petrosevitch waddles into
the big house wearing a do-rag and a billowing blue jumpsuit, it's the funniest
jailhouse-flick scene since Gene Wilder's white-boy strut in 'Stir Crazy.'"
Entertainment Weekly
"...underlighted, overplotted and accurately titled...Wearing a hairpiece
that looks like Pepe Le Pew, Mr. Seagal lumbers through the action..."
NY Times
"Like most cultural offerings these days, this one features Ja Rule.
And that's about the only good thing in this action/adventure dud that's as
bloated and sluggish as, well, its other star Steven Seagal."
E! Online
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