Wednesday,
January 4, 2006
Hosted by: Swedish Floyd
back | college bowl games notes
100 Squares:
| Quarter |
Texas |
USC |
Winner |
1st |
0 |
7 |
White Russian ($5) |
Half |
16 |
10 |
Diesel ($10) |
3rd |
23 |
24 |
Sandman ($5) |
Final |
41 |
38 |
White Russian ($25) |
The Questions:
1st place - Tin Man - 12 correct ($15)
2nd place - White Russian - 10 correct ($8)
3rd (tie) - Brother Nature & Biker Dave - 9 correct ($2 each)
5th - Sandman - 8 correct
6th - The Diesel - 7 correct
1. Who’s momma will be shown first: Reggie Bush, Matt Leinart or Vince Young?
| Diesel | Vince Young |
| Sandman | Reggie Bush |
| Brother Nature | Reggie Bush |
| White Russian | Reggie Bush |
| Tin Man | Reggie |
| Biker Dave | Vince Young |
| Correct | Reggie Bush (4th quarter) |
2. Which player will have the most rushing yards in the game?
| Diesel | Reggie Bush |
| Sandman | Reggie Bush |
| Brother Nature | R. Bush |
| White Russian | Reggie Bush |
| Tin Man | Reggie |
| Biker Dave | Reggie Bush |
| Correct | Vince Young (200) |
3. Which player will have the most receiving yards in the game?
| Diesel | Dwayne Jarrett |
| Sandman | Reggie Bush |
| Brother Nature | B. Pittman |
| White Russian | Dwayne Jarrett |
| Tin Man | Reggie |
| Biker Dave | Dwayne Jarrett |
| Correct | Dwayne Jarrett (124) |
4. Which player will have the most passing yards in the game?
| Diesel | Matt Leinart |
| Sandman | Vince Young |
| Brother Nature | V. Young |
| White Russian | Matt Leinart |
| Tin Man | Leinart |
| Biker Dave | Matt Leinart |
| Correct | Matt Leinart (367) |
5. Will they mention that Vince Young’s father is currently serving a 16-year prison sentence?
| Diesel | No |
| Sandman | Of course they will |
| Brother Nature | Yes |
| White Russian | Yes |
| Tin Man | No |
| Biker Dave | Yes |
| Correct | No |
6. Which player will score the first touchdown? (In the event the first touchdown is on a passing play, the credit for the first touchdown goes to the receiver who actually scored - not the quarterback.)
| Diesel | Vince Young |
| Sandman | LenDale White |
| Brother Nature | R. Bush |
| White Russian | LenDale White |
| Tin Man | Reggie |
| Biker Dave | LenDale White |
| Correct | LenDale White |
7. Which team will score the first touchdown?
| Diesel | Texas |
| Sandman | Texas |
| Brother Nature | USC |
| White Russian | USC |
| Tin Man | USC |
| Biker Dave | USC |
| Correct | USC |
8. Will the team that scores first win the game?
| Diesel | No |
| Sandman | No |
| Brother Nature | Yes |
| White Russian | Yes |
| Tin Man | Yes |
| Biker Dave | Yes |
| Correct | No |
9. The Cleveland Cavaliers play in Milwaukee against the Bucks at 5:00 PST. Will LeBron James score more points than the Texas Longhorns?
| Diesel | More for LeBron |
| Sandman | Yes, yes he will |
| Brother Nature | No |
| White Russian | No |
| Tin Man | Yes |
| Biker Dave | No |
| Correct | No (Texas 41, LeBron 32) |
10. Which team will commit the first turnover?
| Diesel | Texas |
| Sandman | USC |
| Brother Nature | Texas |
| White Russian | Texas |
| Tin Man | Longhorns |
| Biker Dave | USC |
| Correct | Texas |
11. Which player will commit the first turnover?
| Diesel | Vince Young |
| Sandman | LenDale White |
| Brother Nature | V. Young |
| White Russian | Vince Young |
| Tin Man | Vince Young |
| Biker Dave | Matt Leinart |
| Correct | #31, Ross |
12. How many times will USC be referred to as the greatest team ever?
| Diesel | 7 |
| Sandman | 4 |
| Brother Nature | 4 |
| White Russian | 4 |
| Tin Man | 1 |
| Biker Dave | 3 |
| Correct | Zero |
13. Who will be the first player to need assistance off the field (on a cart, carried, etc.)? (A player must be chosen. Answering that no one will need assistance will not be accepted. Additional Clarification: Walking off under own power or limping off while leaning on one person does not count. Limping or hopping off while leaning on two players does count.)
| Diesel | Pittman, Texas |
| Sandman | Vince Young |
| Brother Nature | #53, J. Byers, USC |
| White Russian | Billy Pittman (Texas WR) |
| Tin Man | Longhorns coach |
| Biker Dave | David Thomas |
| Correct | T. Brown, Texas |
14. Will anyone be penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct for celebrating a touchdown?
| Diesel | Yes |
| Sandman | Yes |
| Brother Nature | Yes |
| White Russian | Yes |
| Tin Man | No |
| Biker Dave | Yes |
| Correct | No |
15. How much game time will elapse before the first touchdown is scored?
| Diesel | 7:37 |
| Sandman | 7:12 |
| Brother Nature | 5:14 |
| White Russian | 1:40 |
| Tin Man | 2:45 |
| Biker Dave | 4:30 |
| Correct | 2:33 |
16. Will Hurricane Katrina be mentioned during game time (excluding commercials and halftime)?
| Diesel | Yes |
| Sandman | Yes |
| Brother Nature | Yes |
| White Russian | Yes |
| Tin Man | No |
| Biker Dave | Yes |
| Correct | No |
17. Will the longest field goal be over, under, or exactly 42 yards? (not a yes/no question)
| Diesel | Under |
| Sandman | Over |
| Brother Nature | Over |
| White Russian | Under |
| Tin Man | Yes |
| Biker Dave | Under |
| Correct | Over |
18. Will instant replay be used in the final two minutes of regulation?
| Diesel | No |
| Sandman | No |
| Brother Nature | Yes |
| White Russian | No |
| Tin Man | Yes |
| Biker Dave | No |
| Correct | Yes |
19. Will any points be scored in the last two minutes of regulation?
| Diesel | No |
| Sandman | No |
| Brother Nature | Yes |
| White Russian | Yes |
| Tin Man | Yes |
| Biker Dave | Yes |
| Correct | Yes |
20. Will they explain why Reggie Bush writes the “619” in silver on the eye-black under his eyes?
| Diesel | Yes |
| Sandman | No |
| Brother Nature | Yes |
| White Russian | Yes |
| Tin Man | That's the time he shoots his steroids in the morning |
| Biker Dave | Yes |
| Correct | No |
21. Who will be the MVP of the game?
| Diesel | Matt Leinart |
| Sandman | Reggie Bush |
| Brother Nature | M. Leinart |
| White Russian | Reggie Bush |
| Tin Man | Reggie Bush |
| Biker Dave | Reggie Bush |
| Correct | Vince Young |
22. What will be the final score and who wins? (Must get the winner correct to have the score considered, Bob Barker rules do not apply)
| Diesel | 41-24 USC |
| Sandman | 37-13 USC |
| Brother Nature | 42-36 USC |
| White Russian | 42-37 USC |
| Tin Man | 28-21 USC |
| Biker Dave | 34-28 USC |
| Correct | 41-38 Texas |
23. Will a defender from either team drop an apparent interception, then immediately jump up and down and/or put his hands on his head in despair?
| Diesel | Yes |
| Sandman | Of course |
| Brother Nature | No |
| White Russian | Yes |
| Tin Man | Yes |
| Biker Dave | Yes |
| Correct | No |
24. How many times will Reggie Bush be referred to as “the number one pick,” “the likely #1 pick,” etc.?
| Diesel | 11 |
| Sandman | 4 |
| Brother Nature | 6 |
| White Russian | 12 |
| Tin Man | 7 |
| Biker Dave | 4 |
| Correct | Zero |
25. Which player will score the most SmallWorld points? (+60 for TD, +2 per yard rushing/receiving, +1 per yard passing, +2 per reception, -45 per turnover, +1 or +2 for kick return yardage)
| Diesel | Matt Leinart |
| Sandman | Reggie Bush |
| Brother Nature | M. Leinart |
| White Russian | Reggie Bush |
| Tin Man | Reggie Bush |
| Biker Dave | Vince Young |
| Correct | Vince Young |
26. Big & Rich will be performing during the halftime show. Will either member of the duo make any type of political statement?
| Diesel | Yes (reference to US troops in Iraq) |
| Sandman | No |
| Brother Nature | No |
| White Russian | Yes |
| Tin Man | Yes |
| Biker Dave | Yes |
| Correct | No answer, performance was not aired. |
27. What will be the total running time of the National Anthem? Time begins with the first note played (or first word sung if there is no music) and ends with the last note played (or the last word sung if there is no music). (Bob Barker rules apply – winner is closest without going over)
| Diesel | 1:03 |
| Sandman | 1:43 |
| Brother Nature | 1:26 |
| White Russian | 1:02 |
| Tin Man | 1:42 |
| Biker Dave | 1:55 |
| Correct | 1:48 |
28. Will the team that wins the coin toss win the game?
| Diesel | Yes |
| Sandman | No |
| Brother Nature | No |
| White Russian | Yes |
| Tin Man | Yes |
| Biker Dave | No |
| Correct | Yes |
29. Which team will win the coin toss before the start of the game?
| Diesel | USC |
| Sandman | Texas |
| Brother Nature | Texas |
| White Russian | USC |
| Tin Man | USC |
| Biker Dave | Texas |
| Correct | Texas |
30. Will either team attempt a fake punt?
| Diesel | No |
| Sandman | No |
| Brother Nature | Yes |
| White Russian | No |
| Tin Man | No |
| Biker Dave | No |
| Correct | No |
Hobo Santa Gift Exchange:
Winner gets all of the gifts. Gift must be bought (nothing from your
closet) – can purchase at a store, garage sale, or anywhere else where
you hand over money to someone expecting payment for the item. Item must be
in working condition – stains, smells, and slight wear are acceptable,
and, in some cases, encouraged. Spending limit is $2. Gifts are voted on by
BMTG members.
| Gift | Offensive |
Rarity |
It Factor |
Celebrity |
Mustache |
Furthest |
Total |
| Bondage Lights From Brother Nature to Diesel |
12 |
20 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
50 |
| Genitourinary Tract Disorders From White Russian to Sandman |
10 |
20 |
16 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
47 |
| Microwavable Pork Rinds & Slim Jims From Sandman to Brother Nature |
16 |
5 |
12 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
34 |
| "Unbearably Cute" underwear From Diesel to White Russian |
14 |
7 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
32 |
| Fighting Toys From Tin Man to Steamboy |
8 |
4 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
25 |
Categories:
Offensive to receiver in some manner
Rarity of item
The "It" Factor
Celebrity endorsed
Inclusion of fake beard or mustache
Item manufactured from furthest away