Friday, August 26, 2005
Hosted by: White Russian
Movies:
Shaun of the Dead
Humanoids From the Deep
The Thing From Another Planet
The Thing
Misc from White Russian
XBox:
The Thing
Quotes:
"Don't shave that shaggy mess until we fill our hulls."
Humanoids From the Deep
"Blue fishy."
Jim Hill, Humanoids From the Deep
"Wow, what's up with that sea creature?"
unknown
"Who's dirty?"
Cola, from Bacardi and Cola
Notes:
System of a Down lead singer looks like the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang bad guy.
The Diesel would like to have two Paul Kersey style flame thrower arms.
Questions:
1. Who is your least favorite athlete?
| Diesel | Isaiah Thomas (the anti-Midas) |
| Brother Nature | Roberto Alomar |
| Sandman | Kellen Winslow, Sr. |
| White Russian | Muhammad Ali (the anti-hero) |
| Tin Man | Trent Green |
2. What NFL player will have a breakout season this year?
| Diesel | Steven Jackson |
| Brother Nature | Braylon Edwards |
| Sandman | Julius Jones |
| White Russian | Carson Palmer |
| Tin Man | Eli Manning |
3. If you were a beer, what beer would you be?
| Diesel | Moosehead |
| Brother Nature | Lowenbrau |
| Sandman | Olympia |
| White Russian | Mickey's Big Mouth |
| Tin Man | Bud Light |
4. If you were a cigarrette, what would you be?
| Diesel | Kool with a K |  |
| Brother Nature | roll your own with Zig Zags | |
| Sandman | Winston | |
| White Russian | Camel | |
| Tin Man | Marlboro |
5. If you were a drug, what would you be?
| Diesel | Vicodin |
| Brother Nature | LSD |
| Sandman | Aspirin |
| White Russian | Heroin |
| Tin Man | Magic Mushrooms |
6. What position in baseball (all 9 included) would you like to play? Money is not a factor, and it doesn't have to be your favorite position to watch.
| Diesel | Third Base |
| Brother Nature | Second Base |
| Sandman | Left Field |
| White Russian | Shortstop |
| Tin Man | Center Field |
7. If <bmtg member name here> were a car, what car would he be? Chosen by others, individuals have no say in what is chosen for them.
| Diesel | '60s station wagon ambulance (a cross between a hearse and an ambulance) |
| Brother Nature | Chartreuse micro bus |
| Sandman | Kill Bill Pussy Wagon |
| White Russian | CHP cop car, same color - no lights |
| Tin Man | Brat, with seats in the back |
8. Do you prefer cedits at the beginning of a movie as well as the end? Should all opening credits, except the title, be eliminated?
| Diesel | Title, Director, two stars, "The End?" at beginning plus Fight Club style with Chemical Brothers music |
| Brother Nature | Title at beginning, everything at end |
| Sandman | Stars, Director, no TV commercials at the theater |
| White Russian | Title, Director, two stars plus the "and <big name> as <minor role>" |
| Tin Man | Lead roles, Title |
9. With the end of the movie rapidly approaching, a woman is seen about to give birth. What happens next?
| Diesel | Doctor, shocked, holds baby up. Mother yells, "Nooooooo!" |
| Brother Nature | Shows baby, fades to black, credits |
| Sandman | sleeping - no answer submitted |
| White Russian | Before birth, screen shows "The End?", then the movie ends |
| Tin Man | don't know |
Movie Review:
Humanoids From the Deep
Review by The Diesel
Hordes of sea monsters, who have somehow lived unnoticed in large caves along the perpetually foggy coast, decide it's time to relocate and terrorize the inhabitants of a small fishing town. The sea monsters, which resemble steroid injected Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with a small twist of Joey Buttafuco, have huge heads, street smarts, and tactical skills.
A new cannery is being constructed that will bring prosperity to the town. While most of the locals are looking forward to the rejuvenation of their area, a proud Indian, Johnny Eagle, doesn't approve of the negative environmental impact the cannery will have. The sea monsters unwittingly increase tensions as they kill dogs, claw people, and break machinery, leading those on both sides of the cannery dispute to accuse the opposition of strong-arm diplomacy. Being highly sexually charged creatures, the sea monsters tend to focus their attacks on bra-less women using a classic blouse removal technique (violently pull on victims right side of blouse just below second button).
After a few more attacks some Indian haters decide to teach Johnny Eagle and his Earth loving friends a tough lesson. Led by an angry afro-styled white guy, the Indian haters load their small boat with Olympia beer and a couple of Molotov cocktails. When they get to Johnny Eagle's poorly constructed river shack, they acurately toss the Molotov cocktails from their small paddleboat with excellent results. Johnny Eagle's river shack and all the other buildings surrounding it begin to explode and re-explode until it looks like a precision napalm strike.
Eventually, the sea monsters coordinate an Omaha Beach style invasion at the annual dance festival, which, convenient for the sea monsters, takes place right on the docks. Once the sea monsters attack, the townsfolk begin running and screaming in every direction despite the exit being at one end of the pier. A horrific battle ensues with lots of smoke, people running, and many acts of human bravery. After such human tragedy, only time and a win from the local National Football League team can heal the deep wounds left by the mean spirited creatures.
