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Festival #51

Friday, June 10, 2005
Hosted by: Brother Nature

Movies:
Paul Anka sings Smells Like Teen Spirit
Sports Commercials
Death Wish (1974)
Death Wish II (1982)
Death Wish III (1985) (Halo Style)
Death Wish IV: The Crackdown (1987) (GTA Style)
Death Wish V: The Face of Death (1994)

Question:

1. All food and drink are going to be replaced by pills, from which we will get all of our nutrition. You have the opportunity to have one last food and one last drink. What will you have?

Diesel Drink: Starbucks Mocha Frappucino with a shot
Food: Creme Broule (dessert crack)
Brother Nature Drink: Fresh Squeezed Mercat Orange Juice
Food: Chocolate Fudge Brownie with Cookies & Cream Ice Cream on Top
Archie Drink: Miller Genuine Draft
Food: Perogis like my momma makes

Ranking:

Hostess Products
Rank Ahchie The Diesel Brother Nature
1 Ding Dongs Strawberry-Coconut Zingers Ding Dongs
2 Ho Hos Cupcakes Ho Hos
3 Twinkies Ding Dongs Vanilla Zingers
4 Zingers Twinkies Cupcakes
5 Cupcakes Chocolate Zingers Twinkies

Movie Reviews:

Death Wish I through V (1974 to 1994) - Review by The Diesel

Death Wish I through V - A Study of the Super Hero Characteristics of Kersey's Vigilante

Death Wish Vigilante Triggers:

#1 - Wife killed, daughter raped
#2 - Housekeeper raped, daughter raped (again) and killed
#3 - Friend killed, neighbor killed, girlfriend killed
#4 - Girlfriend's daughter killed by overdose, girlfriend killed
#5 - Girlfriend killed

Death Wish Series Celebrity Sightings:

Boom Boom Washington (#1)
Jeff Goldblum (#1)
Chuck Wade (#1)
Christopher Guest (#1)
Larry Fishburne (#2)
Happy Days older brother (#3)
Ted of Bill and Ted (#3)
"Crew...Crew" Longest Yard guard, original version (#3)
Troy of Star Trek (#3)
Ernest Borgnine copycat (#3)
Desperado knife thrower (#4)
Detective from Kojak, new series version (#5)

Language Guide Addition:

Drap - Rapid drop. As in, "The drap from the 20th story is not conducive to survival."

Name Change:

Brother Nature's dog is now known as Cock Puncher.