Saturday, March 19, 2005
Hosted by: BMTG Big Four
Stage
1 - Throcksmorton
XBox:
ESPN NFL 2K5 - Exhibition Football (Backseaters vs. Frontseaters)
Game 1: Tampa Bay (DSL - Ahchie) def. Arizona (Throck - BNature) 21 to 3
Game 2: New England (Throck - BNature) def. Tennessee (DSL - Ahchie) 38 to 11
Quote:
"Ashley Simpson is the Billy Carter of our generation."
Throcksmorton
Questions:
1. Whose football retro jersey would you get?
| Diesel |  Dick
Butkus |
| Brother Nature |  Walter
Payton |
| Throcksmorton |  Danny
White |
| Ahchie |  Joe
Cribs |
2. You are a high school athlete in the sport of your choice. You
have two options:
a. Take steroids and you are guaranteed a minimum of three years in the pros
at the league's minimum salary. The best case is that you become the best
ever and no one figures out you cheated.
b. Do not take steroids and you are guaranteed to have your professional athletic
career end with high school.
What do you do?
| Diesel | Will do the steroids. Party now, pay later. |
| Brother Nature | Tough call. Couldn't do it, unless they were natural steroids. |
| Throcksmorton | Would do steroids. |
| Ahchie | Would not do steroids. |
3. Would you rather live 20 years with chronic back pain or 10 years pain free?
| Diesel | 10 years pain free |
| Brother Nature | 20 years |
| Throcksmorton | 20 years |
| Ahchie | 20 years |
4. If Throcksmorton were an animal, what would he be?
| Diesel | a trout |
| Brother Nature | a rabbit |
| Ahchie | a sloth |
5. If Brother Nature were an animal, what would he be?
| Diesel | a toucan |
| Throcksmorton | a deer |
| Ahchie | a giraffe |
6. If Ahchie were an animal, what would he be?
| Diesel | a bobcat |
| Brother Nature | a gazelle |
| Throcksmorton | a large tabby cat |
7. If The Diesel were an animal, what would he be?
| Brother Nature | a wooly mammoth |
| Throcksmorton | the world's fattest gerbel |
| Ahchie | a black bear taking up residence in a Lake Tahoe home |
8. How has the Red Sox World Series victory affected you?
| Diesel | One less item to do on my lifetime to do list. |
| Brother Nature | Marginally. |
| Throcksmorton | It got me out of an argument with my old lady. |
| Ahchie | I can now watch all my sports teams and not be bothered if they lose. So if Buffalo goes 0 and 16 next season, it would all be good. Plus, they would get the top draft pick. |
9. Who would be more valuable - Sammy Sosa on the Chicago Bulls or Michael Jordan on the Chicago Cubs?
| Diesel | Jordan |
| Brother Nature | Sosa. Jordan already tried baseball and he sucked. Sosa will bang around under the basket since he can't get his arms above his head. |
| Throcksmorton | Sosa |
| Ahchie | Jordan |
10. Who would be more valuable - Brendan Shanahan on the Detroit Lions or Barry Sanders on the Detroit Red Wings?
| Diesel | Shanahan |
| Brother Nature | Shanahan |
| Throcksmorton | Sanders |
| Ahchie | Shanahan |
Stage
2 - Brother Nature
Movies:
Top 15 SuperBowl commercials, Friday the 13th Part 8, American Idol,
Walker Texas Ranger and other offerings from Ahchie
Official Amphibian of the BMTG:
Aquatic Scrotum (Telmetopius Culious)
Wiffle Home Run Derby:
Brother Nature wins with 1 HR
Stage
3 - Ahchie
Movies:
Black Sunday (1960)
Hair
XBox:
Nascar Thunder 2004
Shrek Super Party
Stage 4 - The Diesel
XBox:
ESPN NFL 2K5
Totaled
NBA 2002
Halo 2
