September
6, 2007:
An Open Letter to Clinton Portis
Regarding his ranking in the BMTG football tournament...
July
31, 2006:
An Open Letter to the Bend Elks Baseball Club
Regarding the low "mascotability" of Homer...
February
25, 2006:
An Open Letter to Keith Richards
Regarding the removal of Keith Richards from a prominent death
list...
January
13, 2006:
An Open Letter to UPN 31 Good Day Sacramento
Regarding the permanent pubescence of entertainment anchor Mark
S. Allen...
August
30, 2005:
An Open Letter to the Everett Aquasox
Regarding the Aquasox status as best overall baseball experience
of the Northwest...
May
15, 2005: An Open Letter to the Boston Globe
Regarding the false claims of a 110 year old Red Sox fan...
February
18, 2005: An Open Letter to Michael Irvin
Regarding the question "Is Michael Irvin racist?"...
January
31, 2005: An Open Letter to Mike Martz
Regarding the coach's decision making during the 2004 season...
January
20, 2005: An Open Letter to Steve Latshaw
Regarding the 10th anniversary edition of Jack-O...
January
12, 2005: An Open Letter to the Delta Blood Bank
Regarding the Blood for Hoops Scam...
October
6, 2004: An Open Letter to KHTK 1140
Regarding the radio station's inability to broadcast playoff baseball...
October
5, 2004: An Open Letter to Conan O'Brien
Regarding Conan's five-year transition to The Tonight Show...
July
16, 2004: An Open Letter to BCI Eclipse
Regarding the company's customer service and products, plus response
from BCI...
July
13, 2004: An Open Letter to George Michael
Extending guest privileges to the host of the Sports Machine...
April
19, 2004:
An Open Letter to the Memphis Grizzlies
Regarding the Grizzlies halftime entertainment...
February
21, 2004:
An Open Letter to Mike Ditka
Regarding Mike Ditka's Super Bowl Levitra commercial...
May
8, 2003: An Open Letter to Rob Zombie
Regarding Rob Zombie's film House of 1,000 Corpses...