Volume 4 - All Request Edition
Track List:
1. sound bites – David Letterman, Troll 2, Elves, The Last
Dinosaur
2. Delta Airlines ebonics commercial
3. Aerosmith – Back in the Saddle (requested by
Archie)
4. Guns N’ Roses – Mr. Brownstone (requested
by Archie)
5. The Cardigans – Mr. Crowley (requested by
Archie)
6. Papa Roach – Last Resort (requested by Archie)
7. SNL – Harry Caray – Space, the Infinite Frontier
8. sound bites including Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Rainman
9. ELO – Strange Magic (requested by Rainman)
10. Motley Crue – Dr. Feelgood (requested by
Rainman)
11. Great White – On Your Knees (requested by Rainman)
12. sound bites – Jaws, Jack Frost, The Blob
13. X – Sex and Dying in High Society (requested
by The DieSeL)
14. Van Halen – Unchained (requested by The
DieSeL)
15. Krokus – Smelly Nelly (requested by The DieSeL)
16. Grand Funk Railroad – We’re an American
Band (requested by The DieSeL)
17. Iron Maiden – The Number of the Beast
(requested by The DieSeL)
18. Seinfeld sound bites
19. Accept – Balls to the Wall (requested by Congo)
20. Starland Vocal Band – Afternoon Delight (requested
by Congo)
21. Tiffany – I Think We’re Alone Now (requested
by Congo)
22. AC/DC – Big Balls (requested by Congo)
23. sound bites – Casino, Cape Fear, Cable Guy
24. Patton speech
25. Johnny Cash – Paul Revere
Lyrics
Aerosmith - Back in the Saddle (requested by Archie)
I'm back!
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back!
I'm back in the saddle again
Ridin' into town alone by the light of the moon
I'm lookin' for old Sukie Jones, she crazy horse saloon
Barkeep gimme a drink, that's when she caught my eye
She turned to give me a wink, that'd make a grown man cry
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back!
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back!
Come easy, go easy, all right until the rising sun
I'm calling all the shots tonight, I'm like a loaded gun
Peelin' off my boots and chaps, I'm saddle sore
Four bits gets you time in the racks, I scream for more
Fools' gold out of their mines, the girls are soaking wet
No tongue's drier than mine, I'll come when I get back!
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back!
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm ridin', I'm loadin' up my pistol
I'm ridin', I really got a fistful
I'm ridin', I'm shinin' up my saddle
I'm ridin', this snake is gonna rattle
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back!
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back!
Ridin' high!
Ridin' high!
Ridin' high!
Guns N’ Roses – Mr. Brownstone (requested by Archie)
I get up around seven
Get outta bed around nine
And I don't worry about nothin' no
Because worryin's a waste of my...time
Show usually starts around seven
We go on stage around nine
Get on the bus about eleven
Sippin' a drink and feelin' fine
(1):
We've been dancin' with
Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin'
He won't leave me alone
No, no, no, he won't leave me alone
(2):
I used ta do a little
but a little wouldn't do it
So the little got more and more
I just keep tryin'
ta get a little better
Said a little better than before
(2)
(1)
Now I get up around whenever
I used ta get up on time
But that old man
he's a real muthafucker
Gonna kick him on down the line
(2)
(2)
(1)
Won't leave me alone
Stuck it in the middle
And I shot it in the middle
And it, it drove me out of my mind
I shoulda known better
Said I wish I never met her
Said I, I leave it all behind...yowsa
The Cardigans – Mr. Crowley (requested by Archie)
Mr. Crowley, what went on in your head
Mr. Crowley, did you talk with the dead
Your lifestyle to me seemed so tragic
With the thrill of it all
You fooled all the people with magic
You waited on Satan's call
Mr. Charming, did you think you were pure
Mr. Alarming, in nocturnal rapport
Uncovering things that were sacred manifest on this earth
Conceived in the eye of a secret
And they scattered the afterbirth
Mr. Crowley, won't you ride my white horse
Mr. Crowley, it's symbolic of course
Approaching a time that is classic
I hear maidens call
Approaching a time that is drastic
Standing with their backs to the wall
I wanna know what you meant
Papa Roach – Last Resort (requested by Archie)
(1):
Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Don't give a f*** if I cut my arm, bleeding
This is my last resort
Cut my life into pieces
I've reached my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Don't give a f*** if I cut my arm, bleeding
Do you even care if I die bleeding?
(2):
Would it be wrong?
Would it be right?
If I took my life tonight
Chances are that I might
Mutilation outta sight
And I'm contemplating suicide
(3):
Cuz I'm losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
I never realized I was spread too thin
Till it was too late
And I was empty within
Hungry!
Feeding on chaos
And living in sin
Downward spiral where do I begin?
It all started when I lost my mother
No love for myself
And no love from another.
Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils
(3)
Nothing's alright
Nothing is fine
I'm running and I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I can't go on living this way
(1)
(2)
(3)
Nothing's alright
Nothing is fine
I'm running and I'm crying
I can't go on living this way
Can't go on
Living this way
Nothing's alright
ELO – Strange Magic (requested by Rainman)
You're sailing softly through the sun
In a broken stoneage dawn you fly, so high
(1):
I get a strange magic
Oh what a strange magic
Oh it's a strange magic
Got a strange magic
Got a strange magic
You're walking meadows in my mind,
Making waves across my time, oh no, oh no
(1)
Oh I'm never gonna be the same again,
Now I've seen the way it's got to end,
Sweet dream, sweet dream.
(1)
It's magic
It's magic
It's magic
REPEAT (1) to fade
Motley Crue – Dr. Feelgood (requested by Rainman)
Rat-tailed Jimmy is a second hand hood
Deals in Hollywood
Got a '65 Chevy, primered flames
Traded for some powdered goods
Jigsaw Jimmy he's runnin' a gang
But I hear he's doin' ok
Got a cozy little job, sells the Mexican Mob
Packages of candycaine
(1):
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's the one that makes ya feel alright
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
Cops on the corner always ignore
Somobody's getting paid
Jimmy's got it wired, law's for hire
Got it made in the shade
Got a little hideaway, does business all day
But at night he'll always be found
Selling sugar to the sweet
People on the street
Call this Jimmy's town
(1)
He's gonna be your Frankenstein
(2)
I've got one thing you'll understand (Dr. Feelgood)
He's not what you'd call a glamorous man (Dr. Feelgood)
Got one thing that's easily understood (Dr. Feelgood)
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
Oh, yeah
He'll tell you he's the king
Of these Barrio streets
Moving up to Shangri-La
Came by his wealth as a matter of luck
Says he never broke no law
Two time loser running out of juice
Time to move out quick
Heard a rumor going round
Jimmy's going down
This time it's gonna stick
(1)
He's gonna be your Frankenstein
Let him soothe your soul, just take his hand (Dr. Feelgood)
Some people call him an evil man (Dr. Feelgood)
Let him introduce himself real good (Dr. Feelgood)
He's the only one they call "Feelgood"
Guitar
(2)
REPEAT TO FADE:
Dr. Feelgood (Dr. Feelgood)
Great White – On Your Knees (requested by Rainman)
I can take you up, I can tear you down
I'm a heat wave comin' at you
Takin' what I please, fallin' on your knees
You need me, yes you do.
From the moment I take over
You're gonna call me back for more, for more
Down on your knees (6x)
Knockin' down your door, pull you to the floor
'Cause you need it, so bad
Takin' what I choose, never gonna lose
I love to drive the young girls wild
Gonna drive my love inside you
Gonna nail your ass to the floor, to the floor
Down on your knees (6x)
Down on your knees (6x)
Here I come now baby, kickin' down your door
Here I come now baby, pull you to the floor
Takin' what I choose girl, I'm never gonna lose
I love to drive the young girls wild
Drivin' my love inside of you
Down on your knees (6x)
Get down on your knees (3x)
Down on your knees (3x)
I want you on your knees
Down on your knees (3x)
X – Sex and Dying in High Society (requested by The DieSeL)
you started out that way
you'd do anything to stay
and keep your money boys
made of silver and gold
keep your pekinese
turkish cigarettes
and your lighter that looks just like a gun
so you married your daddy
with a different name
sex and dying in high society (4x)
that pretty man of yours
the one hiding inside the director's clothes
the one who calls you dear
after banging away at you in the night
that one's just got to go
every time you look at him
you could almost just fall asleep
and there's a masturbating
getting underneath the bed
sex and dying in high society (4x)
and now you tell the maid
to burn you on your virgin back
with a curling iron
hotter than hot
you say it's good enough (3x)
you say your pain is better
than any kind of love
sex and dying in high society (4x)
Van Halen – Unchained (requested by The DieSeL)
You said
I cannot get there from here, baby
And I don't care where I'm goin'
Here's to your thin red line
I'm stepping over
Thought you'd never miss me
'Til I got a Fat City address
Non-stop talker, what a rocker!
Blue-eyed murder in a side-swiped dress
Change, nothing stays the same
Unchained, yeah you hit the ground running
Change, and nothing stays the same
Unchained, yeah you hit the ground running
No, I don't ask for permission
This is my chance to fly
Maybe enough ain't enough for you
But it's my turn to try
Thought you'd never miss me
'Til I got a Fat City address
Non-stop talker, what a rocker!
Blue-eyed murder in a side-swiped dress
Change, nothing stays the same
Unchained, and ya hit the ground running
Change, and nothing stays the same
Unchained, yeah ya hit the ground running
Change, nothing stays the same
Unchained, and ya hit the ground running
Change, and nothing stays the same
Unchained, yeah ya hit the ground running
Take a look at this!
Hey, man, that suit is you!
You'll get some leg tonight for sure!
Tell us how you do!
(Come on, Dave, give me a break.)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, one break coming up!
Change, and nothing stays the same
Unchained, yeah ya hit the ground running
Change, and nothing stays the same
Unchained, yeah ya hit the ground running
Change, and nothing stays the same
Unchained, yeah ya hit the ground running
Change, and nothing stays the same
Unchained, yeah ya hit the ground running
Krokus – Smelly Nelly (requested by The DieSeL)
...coming soon...
Grand Funk Railroad – We’re an American Band (requested by The DieSeL)
Out on the road for forty days
Last night in Little Rock, put me in a haze
Sweet, sweet Connie, doin' her act
She had the whole show and that's a natural fact
Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing
Booze and ladies, keep me right
As long as we can make it to the show tonight
(1):
We're an American Band
We're an American Band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down
We're an American Band
Four young chiquitas in Omaha
Waitin' for the band to return from the show
A feelin' good, feelin' right and it's Saturday night
The hotel detective, he was outta sight
Now these fine ladies, they had a plan
They was out to meet the boys in the band
They said, "come on dudes, let's get it on"
And we proceeded to tear that hotel down
(1)
(1)
(1)
(1)
We're an American Band, wooo
We're an American Band, wooo
We're an American Band, wooo
Iron Maiden – The Number of the Beast (requested by The DieSeL)
"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea,
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath,
because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon
the number of the beast for it is a human number,
it's number is Six hundred and sixty six"
I left alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind
What did I see can I believe that what I saw
that night was real and not just fantasy
Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
reflections of my warped mind staring back at me
Cos in my dreams it's always there the evil face that twists my mind
and brings me to despair
The night was black was no use holding back
Cos I just had to see was someone watching me
In the mist dark figures move and twist
was all this for real or some kind of hell
666 the Number of the Beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released
Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
as they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires burning bright
the ritual has begun Satan's work is done
666 the Number of the Beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight
This can't go on I must inform the law
Can this still be real or some crazy dream
but I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes
they seem to mesmerise me...can't avoid their eyes
666 the Number of the Beast
666 the one for you and me
I'm coming back I will return
And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I have the fire I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take its course
Accept – Balls to the Wall (requested by Congo)
Too many slaves in this world
Die by torture and pain
Too many people do not see
They’re killing themselves - going insane
Too many people do not know
Bondage is over the human race
They believe slaves always lose
And this fear keeps them down
Watch the damned (God bless ya)
They’re gonna break their chains (hey)
No, you can’t stop them (God bless ya)
They’re coming to get you
And then you’ll get your
Balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
You’ll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall - balls to the wall
You may screw their brains
You may sacrifice them, too
You may mortify their flesh
You may rape them all
One day the tortured stand up
And revolt against the evil
They make you drink your blood
And tear yourself to pieces
You better watch the damned (God bless ya)
They’re gonna break their chains (hey)
No, you can’t stop them (God bless ya)
They’re coming to get you
And then you’ll get your
Balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
You’ll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall - balls to the wall
Come on man, let’s stand up all over the world
Let’s plug a bomb in everyone’s arse
If they don’t keep us alive - we’re gonna fight for the right
Build a wall with the bodies of the dead - and you’re saved
Make the world scared - come on, show me the sign of victory
Sign of victory - sign of victory
You better watch the damned (God bless ya)
They’re gonna break their chains (hey)
No, you can’t stop them (God bless ya)
They’re coming to get you
And then you’ll get your
Balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
Starland Vocal Band – Afternoon Delight (requested by Congo)
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be there any way
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
A little afternoon delight
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Please be waiting for me, baby, when I come around
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight!
Tiffany – I Think We’re Alone Now (requested by Congo)
Children Behave
That's what they say when we're together
And watch how you play
They don't understand and so we're
(1):
Runnin just as fast as we can
Holdin on to one anothers hands
Trying to get away into the night
And then you put your arms around me
And we tumble to ground and then we say
(2):
I think we're alone now
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
I think we're alone now
The beating of our hearts is the only sound
Look at the way
We got to hide what we're doing
Cause what would they say
If they ever knew and so we're
(1)
(2)
(2)
(1)
(2) (fade to the end)
AC/DC – Big Balls (requested by Congo)
I'm upper, upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all
(1):
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!
(1)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
(1)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail
Crabs
Crayfish
...coming soon...
...coming soon...