February
13, 2008: Sandman at Large - Tiki Barber
Tiki Barber draws the wrath of Sandman...
January
15, 2008: Sandman at Large - The Problem with A-Rod
The Cooler draws the wrath of Sandman...
September
10, 2007: Mexico dynamite truck explosion kills 34
Tragedy to some, inspiration to many...
July
20, 2007: A Tribute to Bob Wilkins
Sandman attends benefit for former Creature Features host...
April
24, 2007: Three Years Later, He's Still Dead
The investigation continues and Pat Tillman remains dead...
April
7, 2007: History of the Baker's Dozen
How it came to be that we should expect a free 13th donut whenever
12 are ordered...
February
3, 2007: China Star Super Buffet Revisited
A look back, one year later, at a dark time in Chico cuisine...
January
4, 2007: NFL Week 17 Commentary
Bowl games...
December
27, 2006: NFL Week 16 Commentary
Everything but Gumbel...
December
20, 2006: NFL Week 15 Commentary
Gumbel and more Gumbel, Collinsworth, the NBA...
December
13, 2006: NFL Week 14 Commentary
Al Michaels' rant against pyrotechnics...
December
7, 2006: NFL Week 13 Commentary
Bryant Gumbel, Stuart Scott, and Gary Danielson...
November
29, 2006: NFL Week 12 Commentary
College and Pro football...
November
23: Lou Holtz Appreciation Month
In honor of Notre Dame's rise in the BCS...
November
21, 2006: NFL Week 11 Commentary
False starts, Randy Moss, Bill Parcells...
November
15, 2006: NFL Week 10 Commentary
Lou Holtz...
November
9, 2006: NFL Week 9 Commentary
Quotes and more quotes...
November
3, 2006: NFL Week 8 Commentary
Brian Kinchen and Tony Romo...
October
25, 2006: NFL Week 7 Commentary
Quotes and stuff...
October
21, 2006: The Halo Wars Forum
A discussion about Halo Wars and other stuff...
October
18, 2006: NFL Week 6 Commentary
Quotes and stuff...
October
10, 2006: NFL Week 5 Commentary
College Football and more...
October
4, 2006: NFL Week 4 Commentary
Art Shell...
September
27, 2006: NFL Week 3 Commentary
Jaws and the Coach...
September
20, 2006: NFL Week 2 Commentary
Collinsworth goes for a record...
September
13, 2006: NFL Week 1 Commentary
Arnold and Randy...
August
1, 2006: Another Fake Record
Buck O'Neil becomes the latest old timer to "break"
a record...
July
19, 2006: The Truth? He's Still Dead
This just in - there is nothing new to report about Pat Tillman...
July
12, 2006: All Star 2006 - Give Manny a Break
Manny Ramirez, Bud Selig and Roberto Clemente...
July
3, 2006: Inside the News - Steve Howe
Shocking details revealed...
June
20, 2006: Ivory-Billed Madness
White Russian explores the craze over the long lost ivory-billed
woodpecker...
June
15, 2006: Why I'm Glad I Don't Live in Boston and Other Thoughts
Observations by White Russian...
May
31, 2006: A World Without Birds
White Russian examines a radical approach to solving the bird
flu problem...
May
6, 2006: The Curse of The Diesel?
The numbers show that there may be a new curse on a member of
the Red Sox...
May
5, 2006: Sandman at Large - Coach K
Sandman on Coach K's NBA Busts...
April
13, 2006: Sandman Coins New Phrase
A misunderstanding leads to a breakthrough...
March
29, 2006: Discovering the Latest Deception
The Discover card tries a new way to suck you in...
March
21, 2006: A Thank You Letter From Iraq
Classified under the category of news that does not get reported...
March
1, 2006: The Bryant Gumbel Olympic Forum
A discussion about Bryant Gumbel & the Olympics, plus a social
commentary on Black America...
February
16, 2006: A White Russian Commentary
The State of the News, The Olympics, and Grady Little...
February
1, 2006: The Anti-Damon
Bronson Arroyo offers a breath of fresh air...
January
19, 2006: Little Jerry's Mississippi Adventures
Little Jerry and The Diesel make a presidential style visit...
January
5, 2006: NFL Commentary, Week 17
College Bowl games and more...
December
28, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week 16
Two-Faced J. Damon and more...
December
21, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week 15
J. Damon goes to the Dark Side and more...
December
18, 2005: Anthony Michael Hall
The Diesel comments on the Dead Zone's C-List actor...
December
14, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week 14
Brett Favre and more...
December
7, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week 13
Disneyland and more (but no professional football)...
November
30, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week 12
Terrell Owens, New Orleans and more...
November
25, 2005: Sandman at Large - Why I Hate Roseville
Sandman takes aim...
November
23, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week 11
Rushing statistics, college football and more...
November
16, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week 10
Ruben Droughns and more...
November
9, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week 9
Peyton Manning and more...
November
2, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week 8
Theo Epstein has left the building...
October
26, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week 7
Draft, meaningless stats and the World Series...
October
19, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week 6
Football, basketball and baseball...
October
12, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week 5
Incompetent officiating, Mike Martz and more...
October
5, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week 4
Phil Simms, Mike Martz and more...
September
28, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week 3
Useless stats, injury reports, Mike Martz and more...
September
21, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week 2
Teams in desperation, home road game and road home game, Mike
Martz and more...
September
14, 2005: NFL Commentary, Week 1
New Orleans, Sac State, Mike Martz and more...
August
22, 2005: A Tribute to Jerry Garcia
Brother Nature remembers Jerry Garcia and the Grateful Dead 10
years later...
August
9, 2005: Are You a Dominican or a Dominican't?
Over reaction to one radio guy's ill-advised comments...
July
15, 2005: More of the Shame...that is...Same
Ahchie's take on the 2005 MLB All Star game...
July
14, 2005: Is the Dominican Team Doomed?
Ahchie's take on Alex Rodriguez's wish to play for the Dominican
Republic...
June
30, 2005: Gary Sheffield's Big Mouth
Ahchie's take on Gary Sheffield's cry baby act...
June
24, 2005: KHTK At It Again
Ahchie refutes absurd assertian by Mike Lamb...
May
27, 2005: Slogan Overkill
Ahchie's survey of slogans from county fairs and minor league
baseball...
May
4, 2005: NBA Covers Up by Lashing Out
Ahchie's take on Jeff Van Gundy vs. David Stern...
April
28, 2005: Throck at Large - Why Do We Need This Guy?
Throcksmorton says Tom Abetemarco must go...
April
22, 2005: Sheffield Plays the Victim
Ahchie's take on this steroid abuser's supposed "restraint"...
April
12, 2005: Selig's Tarnished Legacy
The Diesel's take on Bud Selig and the Senate Steroid Hearings...
April
5, 2005: Never Satisfied
Ahchie explains environmentalist motives in opposing Colorado
River plan...
March
30, 2005: Another Useless Survey
Ahchie's take on the latest sleep survey...
March
9, 2005: Rebellion or Rage?
Ahchie offers two explanations for a vicious chimpanzee attack...
March
4, 2005: News You Can't Trust
Ahchie's take on Newsweek's doctored Martha Stewart cover...
March
1, 2005: Reefer Madness Not So Mad
Ahchie shows how a new study confirms what Reefer Madness taught
us long ago...
February
24, 2005: Thoughts of Dead Horses Stir Familiar Cry
Ahchie examines the standard activist response to any issue...
February
22, 2005: Yankee Fans Embrace the Disgraced
Ahchie's take on the spring training reception given to Jason
Giambi...
February
21, 2005: Throck at Large - Sacramento Sports
Throcksmorton on the Sacramento Bee sports page...
February
18, 2005: Non Newsworthy News
Ahchie's take on how a minor story involving cookies became big
"news"...
February
16, 2005: Flu Shots and Manipulative Reporting
Ahchie delves into the effectiveness of flu shots and exposes
the Sacramento Bee...
February
13, 2005: NBA Pseudo Injury Solution
Ahchie offers an alternative to the NBA's injury list system...
February
11, 2005: Misplaced Anguish
Ahchie on the shooting of bears...
February
7, 2005: NAMM Show Review
Albuquerque Tom's insider look into the seedy underbelly of the
music industry and elves...
February
2, 2005: BMTG Conducts Audio Taste Test
Listener tendencies are confirmed by the BMTG...
January
29, 2005: Eulogy by The Diesel for Cousin Carl
The Diesel's eulogy as read at Carl's funeral...
January
27, 2005: The Diesel's World - Exit Polls
The Diesel focuses on the inaccuracies of exit polls...
January
25, 2005: ...His Name is Carl Cox
The Diesel pays tribute to Cousin Carl...
January
19, 2005: History Lesson - Abraham Lincoln
The Diesel reveals the truth behind the legend...
January
10, 2005: NFL Week 17 / Wild Card Commentary and Analysis
Randy Moss, Darrell Jackson, and more...
December
29, 2004: NFL Week 16 Commentary and Analysis
The Miami Dolphins, Andy Reid and more...
December
21, 2004: NFL Week 15 Commentary and Analysis
Mobile quarterbacks, Clinton Portis and more...
December
15, 2004: Hate Crimes
The Diesel's take on defining crime by the criminal's motivation...
December
14, 2004: Pedro's Greed
Pedro Martinez leaves the Red Sox to join the second most evil
franchise...
December
14, 2004: NFL Week 14 Commentary and Analysis
The Raiders, Dave Wannstedt and more...
December
8, 2004: Bathrooom Etiquette Hits All Time Low
Ahchie discusses the decline of bathroom etiquette in America...
December
7, 2004: NFL Week 13 Commentary and Analysis
Quote machines, squib kicks and more...
November
29, 2004: NFL Week 12 Commentary and Analysis
A.J. Feeley, Jerry Jones and more...
November
22, 2004: NFL Week 11 Commentary and Analysis
Ron Artest, Brett Favre (pronounced "fawv-ruh") and
more...
November
18, 2004: Investigative Shows Banned
The Diesel exposes "news" shows for what they really
are...
November
16, 2004: NFL Week 10 Commentary and Analysis
Matt Hasselbeck, Tony Siragusa and more...
November
8, 2004: NFL Week 9 Commentary and Analysis
Jamal Lewis, Paul Maguire and more...
November
2, 2004: NFL Week 8 Commentary and Analysis
Tight end position, Drew Brees and more...
October
28, 2004: Greatest Red Sox Team in History
The World Champion Boston Red Sox...
October
25, 2004: NFL Week 7 Commentary and Analysis
Penalties, Fox Sports, John "The Sportsman" Kerry and
more...
October
21, 2004: Boston Red Sox Do the Impossible
BoSox take the American League Championship from their hated rivals...
October
20, 2004: An Argument Against Indian Gaming
Ahchie's take on Indian casinos...
October
19, 2004: NFL Week 6 Commentary and Analysis - Baseball Edition
Red Sox, Cold Turkey, onside kicks and more...
October
11, 2004: NFL Week 5 Commentary and Analysis
Raiders, Texans, Joe Theismann and more...
October
5, 2004: Landmarks Versus Multiplexes
Brother Nature rails against big money mega-theaters...
October
5, 2004: Nine Times Out of Ten It's an Electric Razor...
Airport shut down by vibrating garbage can...
October
4, 2004: NFL Week 4 Commentary and Analysis
Two-point conversions, Tom Coughlin, Candlestick Park and more...
September
28, 2004: Home Run Ball Solution
Ahchie solves the problem of who gets historic home run balls...
September
27, 2004: NFL Week 3 Commentary and Analysis
Andre Johnson, Joe Horn, Randy Cross and more...
September
20, 2004: NFL Week 2 Commentary and Analysis
The Saints, excessive celbrations, Dan Dierdorf and more...
September
14, 2004: A's Fans Need to "Cool It Down"
Al Davis and his Raider Nation mentality spreading to baseball...
September
13, 2004: NFL Week 1 Commentary and Analysis
Dennis Green, the Oakland Raiders, and Michael Irvin...
September
7, 2004: Evil Empire Shows True Colors
Yanks beg for free win ignoring devastation caused by Hurricane
Frances...
September
1, 2004: Italy Tops BMTG Medal Count
Throcksmorton wins first ever BMTG Olympic Medal Count contest...
August
29, 2004: Senior Council Holds Sit Down
The BMTG Senior Council compares the Red Sox and Yankees with
a fan of the Evil Empire...
August
24, 2004: Olympic Basketball Fraud
Ahchie's solution to the United States Olympic men's basketball
"team" woes...
August
23, 2004: State Fair "Cool It Down" Doomed to Fail
Ahchie's take on the new campaign aimed at unruly young people...
August
3, 2004: Where Were You When They Sent Nomar Away?
The BMTG's take on the trading of the best shortstop Boston ever
saw...
July
28, 2004: Petey Announces Retirement
Knee troubles force Petey to retire from Wiffle competition...
July
15, 2004: MLB All-Star Mockery Revisited Again
Ahchie's take on the 2004 All Star game...
July
14, 2004: Smart Animals
The Diesel puts animals in their rightful place...
July
4, 2004: Global Warming Solution
The Diesel solves another global crisis...
May
27, 2004: Angry Woman Gets Dieseled
The Diesel lends a helping hand to an angry lady...
May
12, 2004: Ukrainian Giant Livin' Large
A look inside the life of the world's tallest man, Leonid Stadnyk...
April
27, 2004: Rancho Murieta Turned Inside-Out by Insider
A unique and honest look at the exclusive community...
March
29, 2004: MTV Prefers Shaved
MTV airs female genitalia...
October
27, 2003: Grady Little FIRED
Little released from the Red Sox after bungling big game...
July
17, 2003: Minoso's Tainted Record
The St. Paul Saints put Minoso in the lineup at age 77...
July
17, 2003: MLB All-Star Mockery Revisited
Thomas Boswell's take on the 2003 All Star game...
July
8, 2003: History Lesson from Dusty Baker
Dusty Baker's insight on playing in the heat with reaction from
the BMTG and others...
April
9, 2003: Hall of Fame Takes Bold and Courageous Stand
Baseball Hall of Fame cancels Bull Durham event due to anti-war
views of two of film's stars...
December
21, 2002: Lady Hornets Hoops Troubles
End of the quest for the longest losing streak...
December 6, 2002: Masten Announces Retirement
Knee troubles force Masten to retire from Street Heat competition...
July
11, 2002: BMTG Membership Assault
Official BMTG response to allowing membership to undesirables...
July
9, 2002: MLB All-Star Mockery
Reaction from the BMTG and the national sports scene to the All-Star
tie game...
June
5, 2002: Game Six Fix - Laker's Tainted Victory
Reaction to Game Six of the NBA Western Conference Finals...
January
8, 2002: Strahan's Tainted Record
Brett Favre lays down for Michael Strahan and cheapens the record
books...
October
16, 2001: Man Fears Anthrax After Sniffing Panties
Thong Panties Mailed by Secret Admirer End Up in Biohazard Barrel...
June
7, 2000: Guerrero Acquitted Because of Low IQ
Pedro Guerrero's drug charges are dropped due
to his low IQ...
October
20, 1999: 'Pinky Tuscadero' Actress Sentenced
Fonzie's girlfriend given three years probation
for firing a shotgun at a neighbor's house...
July
21, 1997: Gil Sighted at Local Taco Bell
Public Access Man spotted in Downtown SacTown...