| Team | Owner |
Points |
FranchiseValue |
| Ebenezer Geezers | Ahchie | 10,826.5 |
$66,860,000 |
| The Flying Douchemen | Throcksmorton | 10,200.5 |
61,520,000 |
| Masten Hoop | Diesel | 10,184.0 |
66,320,000 |
| Alien Eagles | Omo Eko | 9,629.5 |
59,270,000 |
| Drugs Sex Violence | dummy | 8,260.0 |
54,650,000 |
| Orange Retards | Brother Nature | 7,524.0 |
45,510,000 |
| Davis Galaxy | Jammeel | 6,826.0 |
53,460,000 |
| Albuquerque Frozen Kings | Albuquerque Tom | 6,379.0 |
50,740,000 |