Hoops Fest XII, The Hallacious Twenty
Hoops Fest XI, Deep Freeze
Hoops Fest X, Rotten dot Cinemania Edition
Hoops Fest IX, Cincinnati Edition
Hoops Fest VIII
Hoops Fest VII
Hoops Fest VI
Hoops Fest V
Hoops Fest IV Street Heat
Hoops Fest III
Hoops Fest II
Hoops Fest I Final Four Edition
Free Throw Totals for 1998 Season |
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| Player | Made | Attempted | PCT |
| Masten | 170 | 281 | 60.5 |
| Archie | 143 | 295 | 48.5 |
| Rainman | 84 | 178 | 47.2 |
| Congo | 9 | 20 | 45 |
| Rodtilicus | 42 | 122 | 34.4 |
3 Point Totals for 1998 Season |
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| Player | Made | Attempted | PCT |
| Rodtilicus | 11 | 36 | 30.6 |
| Rainman | 6 | 24 | 25 |
| Archie | 12 | 51 | 23.5 |
| Masten | 9 | 51 | 17.7 |
Hoops Fest XII, The Hallacious Twenty
Thursday, August 13, 1998
Final Hoops Fest of the 1998 Season
Despite a few no-shows, the potentially final Thursday Hoops Street Heat Fest
was a magnificent success. Transportation was provided by Two-Fisted Peaches
Popeye Jones in BMTG Bus Number 5. Beverages were provided gratis by Street
Heat Management (this will not happen again). Hallacious props go to Peaches
for the classic BMTG moves.
Free Throws
First - HAT 11 for 20
Second - Peaches 9 for 20
Third - Archie 8 for 20
Cutthroat, Round 1
First - HAT 21 points
Second - Archie 15 points
Third - Peaches 4 points
One on One Tourney, Round 1
Archie 2 wins, 0 losses
HAT 1 win, 1 loss
Peaches 0 wins, 2 losses
Game 1
Archie defeats HAT - 7 to 3
Game 2
HAT defeats Peaches - 7 to 2
Game 3
Archie defeats Peaches - 7 to 3 1/2
Cutthroat, Round 2
(The most hallacious Cutthroat competition ever)
First - HAT 21 points
Second (tie) - Archie 0 points
Second (tie) - Peaches 0 points
One on One Tourney, Round 2
HAT 2 wins, 0 losses
Archie 1 wins, 1 loss
Peaches 0 wins, 2 losses
Game 1
HAT defeats Peaches - 7 to 2 (The Deja-Vu Blood Game)
Game 2
Archie defeats Peaches - 7 to 2
Game 3
HAT defeats Archie - 9 to 7 OT (The Hallacious Motiviation Game)
New Excuses
Peaches
"Hey, I'm just exercising"
"I was falling off balance" - while shooting free throw
"Compared to what I usually do, this IS a lot of effort."
Red Shoes Matty Mo
"The hoop is too high."
"The ball is too flat."
Word of the Day
Hallacious
The BMTG supports the Midnight Slurpee.
Thursday, August 6, 1998
Free Throws
First - Hollywood Alien Thrust (HAT) 18 for 25
Second - Archie 13 for 25
Third - Rainman 6 for 25
Cutthroat
First - Rainman 11 points
Second - Archie 6 points
Third - HAT 0 points
2 on 2 Tourney
HAT 3 wins, 1 loss
Archie 3 wins, 1 loss
Rainman 2 wins, 2 losses
Lee Harvey Rodtilicus 0 wins, 4 losses
Game One
Rainman and Archie defeat HAT and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 11 to 8
Game Two
HAT and Archie defeat Rainman and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 11 to 7
Game Three
Rainman and HAT defeat Archie and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 11 to 8
Game Four
HAT and Archie defeat Rainman and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 9 to 4
Free Throws, Round Two
First - Archie 10 for 18
Second - HAT 9 for 18
Third - Rainman 6 for 15
Fourth - Lee Harvey Rodtilicus 4 for 15
New Excuses for DQ
I was there 40 minutes early and since no one else was there I left.
I'm about to eat.
It's too hot, why don't you do it on Saturday - I'm always there on Saturdays.
(On talking to a woman) I can't go up and talk to a woman because they always
know what you are after.
Hoops Fest X, Rotten dot Cinemania Edition
Thursday, July 30, 1998
Free Throws
First - Alien Thrust 20 for 25
Second - Archie 15 for 25
Third - Rainman 14 for 25
2 on 2 Tourney
Rainman 3 wins, 2 losses
Alien Thrust 3 wins, 2 losses
Lee Harvey Rodtilicus 2 wins, 3 losses
Archie 2 wins, 3 losses
Game One
Rainman and Archie defeat Alien Thrust and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 11 to 5
Game Two
Rainman and Alien Thrust defeat Archie and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 12 to 3
Game Three
Rainman and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus defeat Alien Thrust and Archie - 11 to 2
Game Four
Alien Thrust and Archie defeat Rainman and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 6 to 4
Game Five
Alien Thrust and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus defeat Rainman and Archie - 5 to 0
3 Point Contest
Straight Away Threes
First - Lee Harvey Rodtilicus 5 for 12
Second - Rainman 4 for 12
Third - Archie 2 for 12
Fourth - Alien Thrust 0 for 12
Hoops Fest IX, Cincinnati Edition
Saturday, July 25, 1998
2 on 2 Tourney
Alien Thrust 2 wins, 0 losses
Archie 1 win, 1 loss
DQ 1 win, 1 loss
Rainman 0 wins, 2 losses
Game One
Alien Thrust and Archie defeat Rainman and DQ - 11 to 1
Game Two
Alien Thrust and DQ defeat Rainman and Archie - 6 to 4
New Excuses for DQ
Quotes of the Day
"It doesn't get any better than this - rubbing them around."
-DQ
"You got that neandrathal pig nose."
-Alien Thrust
"I didn't hear all that, but at least the Reds won."
-DQ
New Alias
DQ is now also known as "Bushmaster"
Where was Lee Harvey Rodtilicus?
"Put in jail for illegal internet activity."
-Archie
"Big ass crazy argument with the Marge factor."
-Rainman
"He had to go to a Filipino birthday party."
-Alien Thrust
"$20 means nothing to him, so he flaked out."
-DQ
Thursday, July 23, 1998
Free Throws
First - Alien Thrust 16 for 25
Second - Archie 14 for 25
Third - Rainman 10 for 20
Cutthroat
First - Rainman 11 points
Second - Archie 6 points
Third - Alien Thrust 2 points
3 Point Contest
Straight Away Threes
First - Lee Harvey Rodtilicus 5 for 12
Second - Archie 3 for 12
Third, tie - Alien Thrust 2 for 12
Third, tie - Rainman 2 for 12
2 on 2 Tourney
Rainman 5 wins, 0 losses
Ocean Flower 1 win, 0 losses
Alien Thrust 2 wins, 3 losses
Lee Harvey Rodtilicus 2 wins, 3 losses
Archie 1 win, 4 losses
Game One
Rainman and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus defeat Alien Thrust and Archie - 11 to 7
Game Two
Rainman and Archie defeat Alien Thrust and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 11 to 9
Game Three
Rainman and Alien Thrust defeat Archie and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 11 to 8
Game Four
Rainman, Alien Thrust, and Ocean Flower defeat Archie and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus
- 3 to 1
Game Five
Rainman and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus defeat Alien Thrust and Archie - 12 to 10
Longest Shot
Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 41 feet
DQ Imitations
Best DQ imitation to Lee Harvey Rodtilicus
New Excuses for DQ
I didn't know.
You would have too many people.
Saturday, July 18, 1998
Temperature: 108 degrees
Free Throws
First - Alien Thrust 16 for 25
Second - Archie 10 for 25
1 on 1
Archie defeats Alien Thrust - 11 to 8
First Ever 3 Point Contest
Straight Away Threes
First - Archie 4 for 15
Second - Alien Thrust 3 for 15
Free Throws, Round 2
First - Archie 15 for 20
Second - Alien Thrust 14 for 20
Third - Lee Harvey Rodtilicus 8 for 20
3 Point Contest, Round 2
Straight Away Threes
First - Alien Thrust 4 for 12
Second - Archie 3 for 12
Third - Lee Harvey Rodtilicus 1 for 12
Cutthroat
First - Alien Thrust 21 pts
Second, tie - Archie 17 pts
Second, tie - Lee Harvey Rodtilicus 17 pts
1 on 1 Tourney
Archie 2 wins, 0 losses
Lee Harvey Rodtilicus 2 wins, 2 losses
Alien Thrust 1 win, 3 losses
Game One
Archie defeats Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 5 to 3
Game Two
Alien Thrust defeats Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 6 to 4
Game Three, Championship
Archie defeats Alien Thrust - 5 to 1
Consolation Bracket, Game One
Lee Harvey Rodtilicus defeats Alien Thrust - 5 to 2
Consolation Bracket, Game Two
Lee Harvey Rodtilicus defeats Alien Thrust - 5 to 1
Name Change
Masten Thrust is now known as Alien Thrust
Official Distances
Free Throws - 15 feet, 1 inch
3 Pointers - 23 feet, 6 inches
Saturday, July 11, 1998
3 on 3 Tourney
Masten Thrust 5 wins, 1 loss
Archie 4 wins, 2 losses
Lee Harvey Rodtilicus 4 wins, 2 losses
Rainman 2 wins, 4 losses
Albuquerque Tom 2 wins, 4 losses
Dairy Queen Daka 1 win, 5 losses
Game One
Archie, Rainman, and Albuquerque Tom defeat Masten Thrust, Lee Harvey Rodtilicus,
and Dairy Queen Daka - 11 to 3
Game Two
Masten Thrust, Archie, and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus defeat Rainman, Albuquerque
Tom, and Dairy Queen Daka - 12 to 10
Game Three
Rainman, Masten Thrust, and Dairy Queen Daka defeat Archie, Lee Harvey Rodtilicus,
and Albuquerque Tom - 11 to 9
Game Four
Masten Thrust, Archie, and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus defeat Rainman, Albuquerque
Tom, and Dairy Queen Daka - 11 to 7
Game Five
Masten Thrust, Archie, and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus defeat Rainman, Albuquerque
Tom, and Dairy Queen Daka - 11 to 8
Game Six
Masten Thrust, Lee Harvey Rodtilicus, and Albuquerque Tom defeat Rainman,
Archie, and Dairy Queen Daka - 11 to 8
2 on 2 Tourney
Rainman 2 wins, 0 losses
Archie 2 wins, 0 losses
Masten Thrust 1 win, 1 loss
Lee Harvey Rodtilicus 1 win, 1 loss
Albuquerque Tom 0 wins, 2 losses
Dairy Queen Daka 0 wins, 2 losses
Game One
Rainman and Archie defeat Masten Thrust and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 5 to 0
Game Two
Rainman and Archie defeat Albuquerque Tom and Dairy Queen Daka - 5 to 0
Game Three, Consolation Match
Masten Thrust and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus defeat Albuquerque Tom and Dairy Queen
Daka - 5 to 0
Thursday, July 2, 1998
Free Throws
First - Masten Thrust 13 for 20, Hidden 5 - 2 for 5, Playoff - 1 for 3
Second - Rainman 12 for 20, Hidden 5 - 3 for 5, Playoff - 0 for 3
Third - Archie 12 for 20, Hidden 5 - 1 for 5
Fourth - Lee Harvey Rodtilicus 9 for 20, Hidden 5 - 3 for 5
2 on 2 Tourney
Rainman 7 wins, 2 loss
Masten Thrust 5 wins, 4 losses
Archie 3 wins, 6 losses
Lee Harvey Rodtilicus 3 wins, 6 losses
Game One
Masten Thrust and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus defeat Rainman and Archie - 11 to
8
Game Two
Rainman and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus defeat Masten Thrust and Archie - 11 to
8
Game Three
Rainman and Masten Thrust defeat Archie and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 11 to
8
Game Four
Rainman and Archie defeat Masten Thrust and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 5 to 3
Game Five
Rainman and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus defeat Masten Thrust and Archie - 6 to 4
Game Six
Rainman and Masten Thrust defeat Archie and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 5 to 0
Game Seven
Masten Thrust and Archie defeat Rainman and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 5 to 1
Game Eight
Rainman and Archie defeat Masten Thrust and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 9 to 7
Game Nine
Rainman and Masten Thrust defeat Archie and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 5 to 2
Thursday, June 25, 1998
Free Throws
First - Masten Thrust 12 for 20
Second - Rainman 9 for 20
Third - Archie 8 for 20
Cutthroat
First - Archie 21 pts
Second - Rainman 18 pts
Third - Masten Thrust 15 pts
2 on 2 Tourney
Rainman 3 wins, 1 loss
Archie 3 wins, 2 losses
Masten Thrust 3 wins, 2 losses
Lee Harvey Rodtilicus 1 win, 4 losses
Panic 0 wins, 1 loss
Game One
Rainman and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus defeat Masten Thrust and Archie - 11 to
7
Game Two
Rainman and Archie defeat Masten Thrust and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 6 to 3
Game Three
Rainman and Masten Thrust defeat Archie and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 6 to 4
Game Four
Masten Thrust and Archie defeat Rainman and Lee Harvey Rodtilicus - 5 to 3
Game Five
Masten Thrust and Archie defeat Lee Harvey Rodtilicus and Panic - 11 to 3
Free Throws Round 2
First - Rainman 15 for 25
Second - Masten Thrust 10 for 25
Third - Archie 9 for 25
Fourth - Lee Harvey Rodtilicus 7 for 25
Name Change
Lee Harvey Reptilicus is now Lee Harvey Rodtilicus
CAUTION
Due to recent mysterious injuries, beware of yawning and closing refridgerator
doors.
Thursday, June 4, 1998
Free Throws
First - Masten Thrust 16 for 30
Second - Archie 15 for 30
Third - Rainman 9 for 20
4 sudden death playoff rounds between Masten Thrust and Archie
Cutthroat
First - Masten Thrust 21 pts
Second - Archie 17 pts
Third - Rainman 13 pts
Wednesday, April 29, 1998
Free Throws
First - Masten Thrust 12 for 20
Second - Archie 13 for 37
Third - Lee Harvey Reptilicus 11 for 37
7 sudden death playoff rounds between Archie and Lee Harvey Reptilicus
Cutthroat
First - Lee Harvey Reptilicus 11 pts
Second (Tie) - Masten Thrust and Archie 9 pts
One on One Tourney
First - Archie 2 wins, 0 losses
Second - Masten Thrust 1 win, 1 loss
Third - Lee Harvey Reptilicus 0 wins, 2 losses
Game One
Masten Thrust defeats Lee Harvey Reptilicus - 8 to 6
Game Two
Archie defeats Lee Harvey Reptilicus - 8 to 0
Game Three
Archie defeats Masten Thrust - 8 to 4
Hoops Fest I, Final Four Edition
Friday, March 27, 1998
Stanford defeats Kentucky 21-10
Stanford (Archie) – 24 rebounds, 1 block
Kentukcy (Peaches) – 9 rebounds, 1 block
North Carolina defeats Utah 21-13
North Carolina (Archie) – 12 rebounds
Utah (Peaches) – 4 rebounds, 2 blocks