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Top 11 Cars
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Top 10 SuperBowl Commercials, 2008
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Rank	as voted by BMTG
1	Bud Light - Hitchhiker (8.68)
2	Snickers - Kiss (8.34)
3	Bud Light - Carlos Mencia (7.74)
4	Fed Ex - Ground (7.68)
5	Sierra Mist - Beard Combover (7.46)
6	Bud Light - Slap (7.44)
7	Garmin - Ultraman (7.41)
8	Coke - Old Guy (7.17)
9	Dorritos - Crash (6.68)
10	Bud Light - Rock, Paper, Scissors (6.34)
Worst Commercial: Chevy - Car Wash (0.34)
complete voting results coming soon

Rank	as voted by BMTG Big Four
1	Houston Nutt (73)
2	Foge Fazio (67)
3	Tommy Tuberville (61)
4	Urban Meyer (58)
5	Woody Widenhofer (55)
6	Bo Schembechler (50)
7	Bronco Mendenhall (46)
8	Jeff Jagodzinski (38)
9	Sylvester Croom (36, tie)
9	Sonny Lubick (36, tie)
* Any college football coach from the last 25 years qualifies for the list. In order to make it on the list, one of the current list members must be knocked off.

Rank	by BMTG
1	A Frank Oz designed latex suit filled with midgets who operate his facial expressions using a complicated system of pulleys. (Albuquerque Tom)
2	A pink land manatee. Thought to be extinct. He has scars on his back caused by boat propellers. (The Diesel)
3	A lumpy Weeble. Like a Weeble, you can make him wobble, but you can't knock him down. (White Russian)
4	Like a snake that is in the process of engulfing food items that are bigger than his own head, only inside Parcells these items never get digested - they just sit in awkward places and shift around from time to time. For a snake it would be whole eggs, for Parcells it is something much bigger, such as whole turkeys. (White Russian)
5	He's about to slime up an old abandoned warehouse and lay millions of eggs. (The Diesel)
6	He's melting. (The Diesel)
7	He lost 500 lbs in 3 weeks and has excess skin. (The Diesel)
8	The Mrs. Doubtfire suit. (White Russian)
9	A grown up version of the German kid in Willie Wonka who gets stuck in the chocolate lake suction tube. (The Diesel)
10	Thick oatmeal in a paper bag. (The Diesel)

Rank	by BMTG
1	Over and back NBA style rules.
2	Fewer players on the field.
3	No offsides.
4	If you're trailing in stoppage time you must pull the goalie.
5	Must show stoppage time clock.
6	Wear body armor and allow hockey style body checks.
7	Play doesn't stop with an injury.
8	No flopping.
9	Not everyone can stand in the way on penalty kicks and free kicks - no wall.
10	On top of goal have an extra net. Shot that miss the goal and hit the extra net score 1/10th of a point.

Rank	by BMTG
1	Multiple fields - a different field used for each round.
2	Have mines or something on the field that can knock you out.
3	Better obstacles - hay bales, abandoned cars, etc.
4	Flags placed in middle of field, instead of at each end.
5	Fewer rounds shot per second. Start with pistols and one grenade, instead of machine guns that never need to be reloaded.
6	Make it so you actually have to reload once in a while.
7	Start with clean suits each round.
8	Hit players re-spawn after 30 seconds.
9	Have different weapons hidden on the field.
10	Each weapon should have limited ammo. Have extra ammo hidden on the field.

Rank	by White Russian	by Sandman	by The Diesel
1	Halo	Fable	Halo
2	Half Life 2	GUN	Half-Life 2
3	Fable	Sudeki	GTA 3
4	GUN	Madden	The Simpsons: Road Rage
5	Halo 2	ESPN Football	NFL 2K5
6	GTA: Vice City	NFL Fever	Burnout 3: Takedown
7	Burnout 3: Takedown	Top Spin	Halo 2
8	GTA 3	NCAA Football	Burnout: Revenge
9	Far Cry Instincts: Evolution	Monopoly	Shattered Union
10	Red Dead Revolver	Trivial Pursuit	Blitz - The League
11	The Simpsons: Hit & Run	Crimson Skies	NCAA Football 2004
12	Medal of Honor: Frontline	--no other favorites--	The Simpsons: Hit & Run
13	Star Wars Battlefront	--no other favorites--	Desert Storm
Rank	by Steamboy	by Albuquerque Tom*	by Brother Nature
1	Half-Life 2	AD&D: Treasure of Tarmin**	--list not submitted--
2	Halo 2	Construction Worker
3	Halo	Astrosmash
4	BloodRayne	Tron Deadly Discs
5	Burnout Revenge	Pitfall
6	BloodRayne 2	Homophobia
7	Counter-Strike	Swords and Serpents
8	GUN	Skiing
9	Enter the Matrix	Hockey***
10	Serious Sam 2	Ultimate Challenge Pong Mania
11	Metal Slug 3	Lucky Lager, Lucky Lite
12	Greg Hastings Tournament Paintball	Bomb the Russians
13	Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance	Break Dance Fever
		Michael Jackson Thriller
		Cop
		American Indian
		Biker
*Favorite Intellivision Games due to the XBOX not being available in some parts of Colorado.
**AD&D = Advanced Dungeons and Dragons
***or as we say in Colorado: HOCKERY